Tell A Funny Joke

Subject: Tell A Funny Joke Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:34 pm

Is YouR jOke gOes Like thiS???

Or FunNier thaN This????

"Johnny goes to the park.."

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army.

Subject: hehe.. Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:26 pm

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Subject: Re: Tell A Funny Joke Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:26 pm

nanu man an pinaka ma busag na root crop?

edi patato!
ngek?!!!
hahaha kalwsi ko

Guest

balita ,,

bangkay
ayaw magpalibibg
2makbo.

buntis ngpkmatay
baby sa tyan lumayas.

barko lumobog
d nkatiis
lumutang

dlawang kalbo nagsa bunutan,,
patay..

bulag nakapatay..
rason , nagdilim daw ang paningin

Subject: Re: Tell A Funny Joke Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:58 am

Misis: Hudas ka! lagi kang umuuwing lasing. Naaasar na tuloy ako sa mukha mo.

Mister: Pero mahal, kung hindi ako lasing, ako naman ang maaasar sa mukha mo!

Subject: Re: Tell A Funny Joke Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:33 am

bakit takot ang ahas sa langgam????

bakit????

kc pag kinagat cia ng langgam wala ciang pangkamot..
hehe

Guest

AHMMMM MAG IISIP MUNA AKO WAHAHAHAHAH

Subject: Re: Tell A Funny Joke Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:57 am

Joke- Usa ka maestra naghikog
Gilamoy tanan chalk
Maayo gani kay naabtan sa principal
Gipatomar ug eraser
Kaluoy sa dios, nakalibang ug blackboard

heheheh.. ka-OA

Subject: Re: Tell A Funny Joke Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:59 am

JOKE KO- Once upon a time, nakasugat kog tawo,
Ningisi ko niya, nakalit lang siya og kamatay….
Mao to didto nagsugod ang akong ” killer smile”….hahaha

Subject: Re: Tell A Funny Joke Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:05 am

JOKE AGAIN-
APO: Lo kaon na intawon, bisag duha lang ka kutsara.
LOLO: Atay! Giango-ango na mo? Lugaw gani maglisod? kog tulon,
kutsara pa kaha?
Duha pa jud kabook!

Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2009-06-16

. .dying fetus Kumakaen ka ba ng
MAIS ???

ang CORNY mo kase.. whahahah

Subject: Re: Tell A Funny Joke Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:53 pm

sagde la,
minsan la nne mg jowk am petus.
mwuah